What an amazing wedding me and my peers participated in that wouldn't be possible if it wasn't for the fantastic clothes we happened to hire, after over endulging in alcohol the night prior to the wedding, I ended up receiving an unbelievable hangover. The clothes was rather easy to remove as I rushed back to my room for some sleep so that I could continue with the wedding antics, The shirt on the other hand was proving to be quite the tricky bastard so I made the executive decision to sleep in it. Upon waking roughly 1 hour later, in bed, in said shirt, it was still in pristine condition. Not a crease to be seen! Fast forward 24 hours, I have just returned the clothing and I thought everything would be dandy. How wrong I could be! The kind lady behind the counter noticed that the cufflinks was missing, she then told me "If you thought the hangover was bad you better sit down" it turns out the cufflinks are made of actual moon rocks and are quite the collectable, collectable to the tune of £15,000. I ended up walking home as they took my car from me, my feet was also bleeding as I had to throw my trainers in to make up the remaining money after my car, on the bright side my girlfriend has left me and taken ths cat with her so ill save a few bob there! The clothes are a 5/5 but price has to be 1/5, I've already told all my friends that I will not be going to the next wedding as I had to also sell one of my kidneys to make the payment for the pocket square, although I'll save that for another review.
A bankrupt young adult
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