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47 Sassy Memes and Inspirational Wedding Quotes to Get You Through Planning Slumps

Hit a bit of a wedding slump? Don't worry, it happens to everyone. These fun memes and inspiring quotes will get you through

Whilst getting married is an exciting and magical experience, you can sometimes hit a bit of a slump and that’s totally normal. We get it, so we’ve come up with some sassy posts you can share on Instagram when you’re feeling #sorrynotsorry about your wedding behaviour or you can save them to your camera roll to peek at when it all gets a bit much.

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The one for when you don’t like that many people…

Suddenly when that ring is on your finger, all your girlfriends keep smiling at you. Stop smiling. You can’t all be bridesmaids, it’s too expensive. And you’re a friend of a friend, I don’t even know you.

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The one for when you feel appreciative…

Whilst you might not like that many people, the bridesmaids you do have are actual perfection and they are your soulmates as well as your future spouse. Just maybe don’t tell him or her that…

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The one for when you need some coffee…

It is hard to be an adult, and it’s hard to be an adult that is planning a wedding and has loads of unwanted opinions foisted on them and sleepless nights due to wedding anxiety dreams. On these days, coffee is the answer.

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The one for when you need a little help to get it together…

When you’re tired after staying up til the early hours agonising over your table plan or whether to invite everyone in your office or just the ones you actually like, a cup of coffee, some contouring and acting like you’ve got everything together will go a long way.

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The one for when you’re feeling emotional…

Are you a crier? You’re not sure – but you know one thing for sure. You will cry at your wedding and it will be with relief that you’re no longer moving Post-it notes around on a mock seating plan.

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The one for when you’re feeling sassy…

Your other half doesn’t seem to be quite as emotional during the wedding planning process as you – but that will change when they see how radiant you look. And if it doesn’t, you will just keep redoing it until you get the result you want.

Read more: 17 thoughts all grooms have during wedding planning

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The one for when you’re feeling a bit smug…

You feel like you’ve waited forever for that ring and now you can be one of the smug Facebook posters – enjoy it!

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The one for when you need a little reminder…

Even the most fabulous of people need a little reminder sometimes that it’s a good day to be fabulous. We got you.

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The one for when you’re feeling sentimental…

Whatsapp this to your partner when you’re feeling a bit sentimental – you two are one of the iconic pairings.

Read more: The emotional stages of choosing a wedding dress

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The one for when you and your bridesmaids are bossing it…

You’ve had the best hen party ever and you literally have the ultimate bridal squad. If only Simon Cowell knew you guys – you’d be the ultimate girl band. Sorry world.

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The one for when you need guest list help…

Having trouble with your guest list? This is our life motto and it’s helped us through many things. Save it to your phone.

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The one for when you need more guest list help…

They’re not a funny dancer, but if you cross them off the list you may never hear from them again. No pressure.

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The one for when your honeymoon is still so far away…

It will take an age to arrive but then you’ll want it to last for ever!

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The one for when your honeymoon isn’t that far away…

 Share this on your social media to let everyone know the countdown is officially on. You can almost taste the cocktails!

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The one for when you’re over planning…

You want to hear those three magical words from your other half: ‘I got wine’.

Read more: Important wedding lessons from Sex and the City

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The one for when you’re feeling a bit Kanye…

Finding someone who is going to treat you how Kanye treats Kanye is true relationship goals.

Read more: 11 ways to have a Kanye West wedding

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The one for when you’re feeling a bit Kim…

Well, we’d take a quarter as elaborate. Or maybe even a fifth. Who cares about fractions, we want a flower wall!

Read more: 27 stages of planning a wedding in Kim Kardashian gifs

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The one for when you are feeling loved up…

When it all gets a bit much, have this saved on your phone as a handy reminder…

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The one for when your mum is the best…

She’s listening to your endless wedding dilemmas and has made you countless cups of tea.

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The one for when you can’t leave out the future MIL…

You’ve heard some horror stories, and frankly, you’re pretty bloody lucky!

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The one for when you’re being a diva…

It’s the most fun being a diva when you can poke a little bit of fun at yourself.

Read more: 17 signs you’re a wedding planning addict

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The one for when you’re a bit hungry…

This is the soundest wedding advice we’ve ever heard.

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The one for when you’re very hungry…

That BBQ double stack burger is making its way towards you – imagine the glee.

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The one for when it’s a wedmin day…

Are you even getting stuff done if your hair isn’t in a messy bun?

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The one for when you’re over Mondays…

Your partner should always give you that Friday feeling!

Read more: 15 things all newlyweds need to know

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The one for when you’re chasing RSVPs…

Seriously – who has time for this?!

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The one for when the group chats are blowing up…

Your bridesmaid group chat is getting out of hand, and your aunt keeps calling about her daughter being a flower girl. You’re filtering to only check your other half’s messages.

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The one for when you keep slipping up…

Darling, it’s totally our wedding. ‘My’ has fewer letters though so it’s easier to say.

Read more: Things that change after you get married

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The one for when your phone battery is dying…

Your future spouse should make you feel all lit up, like a fully charged iPhone.

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The one for when you’re new to Pinterest…

Yep, my wedding is going to have so many jars. And log slices. And it will be GOALS.

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The one for when you’ve spent a day on Pinterest…

Wow. Was that a time warp? I don’t even know what I want anymore.

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The one for when you’ve spent too long on Pinterest…

The sad reality of Pinterest – everything is so fancy because it’s so expensive.

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The one for when you’re breaking that wedding diet…

Well, it is two for Tuesday and you do deserve some carbs and cheese.

Read more: 21 romantic ways to suprise your partner on your wedding day

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The one for when you’re overwhelmed with wedding stress…

You are marrying that person to become a married couple – not to impress Aunt Jean and her snobby second husband.

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The one for when you’re overwhelmed with partner stress…

You know you love them, but honestly. Do they have to breathe so loudly whilst you’re writing invitations?

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The one for when you’re balancing the budget…

Well, you do only do this once, right?

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The one for when you’re #sorrynotsorry…

Don’t even care if I’m being a wedding bore, seeya later haters!

Read more: Wedding lessons we learned from Gossip Girl

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The one for when you don’t feel so sparkly…

You’re getting married! Everything can and should be sparkly.

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The one for when you’re writing your own vows…

This is a serious commitment. Like, don’t marry someone who won’t touch a spider for you.

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The one for when you can’t pick a theme…

Why do we even need a theme? Can’t we have all the themes? What would that theme even be called?

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The one for when you acknowledge your bestie…

Make sure she knows you appreciate it’s not an easy task – but it’s what real friends are for.

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The one for when you’re being a little bit bridezilla…

You can do what you want as long as what you want is what I want…

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The one for when you’re bored of going to work…

Like, the career is brilliant and everything but brunch is pretty wonderful too.

Read more: 33 essential bride accessories every wife-to-be needs

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The one for when you know you’re overdoing the wedding chat…

Yes, you talk about your wedding a lot. But it’s only for a couple of years. Deal with it.

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The one for when you’re thinking about wedding cake…

You have no idea what kind of dress you want, but you’ve known what flavour your wedding cake will be for years now.

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The one for finding out if they’re the one…

Can you deal with someone who can’t keep their cool when faced with slow internet?

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The one for when you got this…

Because you totally do!

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Why not check out our 39 emotional stages of planning a wedding – you’re guaranteed to identify with them all!