Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he's in love with her.
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women.
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
It's not the men in my life that count, its the life in my men.
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in
a shop window. You may love it when you get home, but it doesn't always go
with everything else in the house.
I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as
a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all
afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
Men make love more intensely at 20, but make love better, however, at 30
Catherine II of Russia
No nice men are good at getting taxis
I like to wake up each morning felling a new man.
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.
The trouble with some woman is that they get all excited about nothing, and then
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted
Before marriage a man will lay awake all night thinking about something you said;
after marriage he'll fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more
interested he is in her.
By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy - If you get a
bad one you will become a philosopher.
Marriage is a sort of friendship recognised by the police.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes
off and gets married.
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximim of temptation with the maximum
George Bernard Shaw
Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a particular brand of
beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw in his job and go to work in
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
A husband's last words should always be 'OK buy it'.
Nothing makes a good wife like a good husband.
Whoso findeth a wife, findeth a good thing.
The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.
No man should have a secret from his wife. She invariably finds it out.
The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake.
Woman like silent men, they think they are listening.