33 Relatable Tweets that Sum up Social Distancing with Your Partner

Seriously, this is NOT the time to take up the banjo as a hobby!

Tweets about Married Lockdown Life

From your natural hair colour to the fact you should never play Scrabble together, lockdown has been teaching couples around the world a lot about their partners.

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Never before have we had to spend quite so much time together, and engaged couples, newlyweds and long-term marrieds have been sharing their relatable lockdown revelations all over Twitter.

We picked our favourite tweets about social distancing together that’ll make you feel a lot more sane. FYI, some of these do featuring some swearing – we’re sure you understand why.

Working From Home Starts OK, Then Rapidly Goes Downhill

Tweets about Married Lockdown Life

It just so happens all that was left at the supermarket was a tin of sardines. Coincidence?

Tweets about Married Lockdown Life

This is the bit they left out of all those Disney montages, we guess.

Tweets about Married Lockdown Life

Private bodily functions? HA! Private’s not a word we even know the meaning of anymore.

Tweets about Married Lockdown Life

“Enjoy the little things in life for one day you’ll look back and realise they were the big things.”

Tweets about Married Lockdown Life

He makes a fair point. It would be lovely if he could MAKE IT IN PANTS.

Tweets about Married Lockdown Life

And about as loud as Bigfoot too.

Tweets about Married Lockdown Life

This one’s about to become a new Channel 4 game show hosted by Jimmy Carr.

Tweets about Married Lockdown Life

Remember when you could foist them off on their work wife/husband and get a break?

Tweets about Married Lockdown Life

Lockdown will be a permanent reminder you can always rely on your partner to bring you back down to earth.

Tweets about Married Lockdown Life

Then there’s the moment you realise all the good things you thought would happen during lockdown were a lie. Sorry. (Here’s our guide to where to buy the best sex toys, just in case).

You Invent Some Ingenious Ways to Cope

Tweets about Married Lockdown Life

Shopping behind each other’s back is a great way to let off some tension…

Tweets about Married Lockdown Life

…which you then have to spin into a web of lies – such fun!

Tweets about Married Lockdown Life

Having an imaginary friend no longer seems like a reason to call the doctor.

Tweets about Married Lockdown Life

Considering tackling your to-do list? Add a couple of easy wins at the start and then take a break for a job well done. Go, you!

Tweets about Married Lockdown Life

Remember that time when doing housework didn’t count as “keeping things fresh”?

You Start Learning Amazing New Things About Each Other

Tweets about Married Lockdown Life

100% acceptable to throw a pencil at your partner if they’re doing this (just don’t hold us legally responsible).

Tweets about Married Lockdown Life

Would you have still married them, is the question you really need to ask?

Tweets about Married Lockdown Life

Every day is a school day! And who doesn’t love playing teacher?

Tweets about Married Lockdown Life

Thursday at 8pm will forever be known as the moment many eyes were opened.

Tweets about Married Lockdown Life

Don’t we all need a little push sometime?

Tweets about Married Lockdown Life

Perhaps a board game might be fun? Nope, especially if you’re an international couple.

Tweets about Married Lockdown Life

Garnier is harder to get hold of than yeast right now! Hands up if you’ve wondered whether slathering on coffee grounds could work.

Tweets about Married Lockdown Life

The things you learn on a Zoom call! And yet you couldn’t chat to Aunty Val for five minutes at her 60th??

You Try to Be Supportive of Their New Hobby…

Tweets about Married Lockdown Life

You’ve no-one to blame but yourself if you let this behaviour occur.

Tweets about Married Lockdown Life

Is no-one monitoring the Amazon Prime account??

Tweets about Married Lockdown Life

Hot tip: if you’re considering starting a new career as a Tik Tok star during furlough, don’t.

Tweets about Married Lockdown Life

Three months ago would you have predicted a photoshoot with your cat at 2am after three bottles of wine?

Tweets about Married Lockdown Life

For a kids’ game where you catch fish and grow turnips, Animal Crossing might be cited on a fair few divorce papers at the end of this lockdown…

Until It All Descends into a Dangerous Game

Tweets about Married Lockdown Life

Playing with fire is a warning, not an instruction.

Tweets about Married Lockdown Life

If I ever become famous and my lockdown hair photos resurface, please kill me.

Tweets about Married Lockdown Life

Need some water for that burn?

You Have to Put Up With Random Smug Couples

Tweets about Married Lockdown Life

It’s cute, but we all know the real anniversary gift would be pub gardens opening again.

But Lockdown Has Really Put Married Life into Perspective

Tweets about Married Lockdown Life
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It’s beautifully simple: it’s hanging out with your best friend. We wouldn’t have it any other way.