Unforgettable ceremonies for the wonderfully weird, wildly in love, and gloriously original.

Hello, I’m Louise!

Celebrant. Storyteller. Pirate impersonator (on request) and on occasion Peaky Blinder who isn't afraid to tell it as it is. Proud creator of ceremonies that are anything but ordinary.

Based in Sutton Coldfield, West Midlands—but available absolutely anywhere—I design personalised, heartfelt, and joyfully offbeat ceremonies for couples who don’t see themselves in the cookie-cutter wedding mould. With over 9 years of experience and a Level 3 Celebrancy Diploma, I know how to make your ceremony the heart and soul of your day.

What You Get With Me

A Ceremony That’s Actually About You

No awkward templates or bland wording. I’ll get to know your story, your sense of humour, and what makes your love unique. Then I’ll create a full ceremony script for you to review and tweak—so what you say on the day is perfectly you.

Handmade, Theme-Inspired Extras

I design bespoke stationery, vow books, unity ceremony kits, and keepsakes that perfectly match your theme, colours, and style. Think enchanted ancient scrolls, goth-glam vow books, stunning sand-ceremony or wine blending kits—we'll design it.

Creative & Inclusive Approach

I love working with creative, neurodivergent, LGBTQIA+, alternative or offbeat couples—those who want to do things their own way. I welcome everyone with open arms and lots enthusiastic imagination.

Themes are welcome. From Peaky Blinders to pirate ships, I don’t just tolerate themes—I thrive on them. I’ll dress up, dive in, and make it magical. (please note don’t take my clothes off...unless the moneys right. Everything else? Let’s chat.)

Willing to Travel. UK, abroad, in a field, on a boat, at sunrise or under the stars—I go where your story takes me. Just cover travel costs and I’ll be there, script in one hand and maybe a prop in the other.

Ceremony extra's

• Bespoke Vow Booklets

• Custom Unity Ceremony Kits (e.g. sand blending, candle lighting, potion mixing, etc.)

• Themed Keepsake Certificates

• Handfasting Ribbons

• Personalised keepsake ceremony scripts (print or digital)

All designed to match your style and keep forever.

Ideal For Couples Who…

• Want their ceremony to feel like a reflection of who they really are

• Love laughter, creativity, and a bit of drama

• Don’t want to be told what a wedding “should” look like

• Are planning something a bit unusual, a bit wild—or just a bit them

Recent Ceremonies Include:

• A pirate ship Vow renewal in Crete

• A Peaky Blinders ceremony in a social club

• A twinkling fairy light adorned forest elopement at midnight

• A retro circus-themed wedging ceremony with glow sticks (and glitter)

Let’s Make Some Magic

Whether you’re planning months ahead or throwing it all together in a whirlwind—if you want a ceremony that’s heartfelt, fun, and totally unforgettable, I’d love to hear from you.