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Last update: September 2025
Hey there all you wonderful souls! I am Dene your celebrant with a sprinkle of magic ✨
So, how did I end up swapping sunshine and sangria in Italy for confetti and love stories? It all began when my son asked me to be his celebrant. Standing there, weaving his story into words, watching laughter and happy tears ripple through the crowd I knew I had found my calling. I create ceremonies bursting with love, meaning and joy? That is where my heart belongs. 💛
Before this? I spent years serving in the police, working closely with families, communities, and schools. That journey sharpened my empathy, honed my listening ear, and taught me how to hold space for life’s big emotions. Now, those skills shape every ceremony I create making sure your love story is told with warmth, authenticity, and heart.
At Knot Your Average Ceremonies, we are not about cookie-cutter scripts or stiff formalities. Nope. We are about celebrations that are fun, vibrant, emotional, and totally YOU. Dreaming of vows under starlight? A ceremony with alpacas? A flash mob in your honour? Bring it on I am here for every unforgettable detail.
Why Knot Your Average Ceremonies?
💍 Tailor-Made Magic – Ceremonies as unique as your love story. Expect personalised vows that make your guests laugh, cry, and cheer.
🌿 Your Day, Your Way – Whether it’s a woodland glade, a city rooftop, or your secret spot, I will craft a ceremony to fit.
🌈 All Love, Always – Fiercely inclusive, proudly celebrating every love story with open arms and joy.
📍 Anywhere, Baby! – From Worcestershire to wherever your heart takes you I will be there.
How We Make the Magic Happen:
✨ Let’s Chat: A relaxed first conversation to see if we click.
✨ Your Story, Your Way: We will dive into the quirks, the giggles, the goosebump-worthy moments.
✨ Personal Touches: A fun, thoughtful questionnaire to spark ideas and capture the details.
✨ The Big Weave: I will create a one-of-a-kind script that celebrates your love with laughter, warmth, and soul.
So are you ready to make your wedding, vow renewal, or naming ceremony legendary? 🎉
If you’re after a celebrant who brings heart, humour, and a big dose of personality you’ve just found your match.
Let’s chat, let’s dream, and let’s make your love story unforgettable. 💫
Knot Your Average Ceremonies bringing joy to Gloucestershire, Herefordshire Worcestershire and beyond!
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" Alright, buckle up! This is where the good stuff starts. My name's Dene, and I want to fill you in on how I ended up here, super excited (and maybe a touch nervous!) to be your potential celebrant."
Truth is, it all started with my own son and daughter-in-law's wedding. As a young family on a budget, they were getting creative to keep costs down. That's when I stumbled upon this amazing world of celebrant-led ceremonies, and let me tell you, I fell head over heels!
Now, before this wild celebrant journey, I spent years serving as a police officer with West Mercia. From school and family liaison to helping families through tough times, I honed my people skills and learned a thing or two about keeping emotions in check (although, no promises on the happy tears – they might just sneak out!)
Hi I'm Mellissa, the creative force behind our marketing and social media campaigns, ensuring our online presence remains vibrant and engaging. As your first point of contact, im always happy to answer any questions you may have.
In addition to my marketing expertise, I am excited to begin my celebrant training soon. This will allow us to expand our team and offer you a wider range of options for your wedding ceremony, providing you with a fully tailored experience and the opportunity to choose from two talented celebrants.