Speech by Chris

Speech Type: Groom
Speech Creator: Chris
Speech Date: 02/08/2017 09:36:30

There came a point in my life

And it's taken many years

When I finally had to accept the fact

I had no chance with Britney Spears.

But a wise decision I made

And here I stand today 

Married to a beautiful woman

But for a moment let me be truthful

All sarcasm and jokes aside

I'm the luckiest and most privileged guy

To call Charlene my bride.

I'd like to thank you all for coming

To share our special day

Especially to those who have made the effort

To come from far away.

Organising our wedding guest list  

Was at times a little stressful

But all of you that are here today

Are the ones that make life special.

Both myself and Charlene

Hope you have an amazing time

Even if you've only come

For the free food and the wine. 

We are truly privileged you have witnessed

the vows we made today

Now it's time to get the party started

And drink the night away.

**Toast guests**

There are sadly some people no longer with us

Whom that we both love

And I'm sure they have their glasses filled

and cheering us on from up above.                  

Some who absolutely loved Charlene

And some sadly will never get to meet her

But two special men she misses the most       

Her Grandad Joseph and older brother Peter.

But I bet if they could both see you now

I know what they'd say

And that's how much of a beautiful person you are

And how amazing you look today.

I know how much of a hole they've left

And in your heart you wish they were here

They may go unseen and may be unheard

But take comfort they are always near.

** Toast to loved ones no longer with us **

To Phil, who gave Charlene away,

We are both delighted and thrilled

That you were by her side today

And the empty shoes that you have filled. 

Both you and Sue are genuine proof

That family isn't just blood

You've remained just as close as times have moved on

And you continue to make her feel loved.

However, I'd just like to reassure you both

Now I've stolen her away

That I'll always love her and keep her safe

Each and every day.

I'd like to thank my Mum and Dad

And I'm sure Charlene will agree

For creating a product of perfection

And as beautiful looking as me.

But what I am most grateful for

As our relationship has grown

Is how you've taken Charlene in

And treated her like your own.

You've just reached 44 years of marriage

Which quite honestly I can't believe

You're an inspiration to both of us

And something we only hope to achieve.

You've bought me up with morals

To be respectful, honest and true

But I wouldn't have been any other way

With parents as decent as you.

**Toast to parents**

To all the wonderful bridesmaids

Firstly, I'd just like to say

You've all scrubbed up very nicely

And are looking beautiful today.

You are pillars of strength to Charlene 

Your friendships, so close & dear

I've witnessed first-hand what amazing friends you are

Loyal, caring and sincere.

I know she would like to personally thank you

For all your help along the way

And for adding all those little touches

Making her feel so special today.

She really does cherish you all

She appreciates everything you do

And any girl would be truly lucky

To have amazing friends like you.

When it comes to my best men

I couldn't ask for more

I've known Gary for 16 years

And Ash since I was four.

I was delighted when they accepted the job

And took it on with no hesitation

Now just have to get through their speech

With hopefully nothing to sinister to mention.

Gary has been a very loyal friend to me

He has seen me through my good times and some bad

But the downside to having a mate that is old

Quite often he's mistaken for my Dad.

Ash is my longest childhood friend

One of the most genuine guys you could meet

I have fond memories as kids, terrorising the old neighbours

And playing Ghostbusters out in the street.

You've both helped me out a lot over the years

All of which I truly appreciate

And you are two of the finest men

I have the privilege to call my mates.

So one final job I ask of you both

Now my speech is nearly finished

I can finally relax so can you go to the bar

And bring me a couple of shots and a Guinness.

**toast bridesmaids & best men**

In June 2011

Was when Charlene and I first met.                             

Up a club and a little worse for wear                  

But a night I'll never regret.

What I saw before me

Was clearly a match made in heaven 

A beautiful girl with the biggest heart

Yet only 4ft 11.

3 years ago when we were in Spain

Was that very fateful day

When I asked Charlene to be my wife

And my freedom slipped away.

You are truly an amazing person

Graceful, caring and selfless

Outrageously beautiful inside and out

So loving with a heart full of kindness.

You put your heart and soul in to everything you do

And many hurdles you've overcome

But the one thing you do that is effortless

Is being a loving and wonderful mum.

The most precious gifts you have ever given me

That no one else ever can

Is Destiny, Theoden & Alyssa Grace

And made me a family man.

You are a crucial part of who I am today

A shining star in my life

And now from this very moment on

I'm so proud to call you my wife.

There are no words that I can use to describe

Just how magnificent you look today

I love you so much and I truly hope 

you have a perfect wedding day.

The only downside to come from today 

And a few here will feel your pain

That from today, until the day you die

You now have cock at the end of your name.

Ladies and gents,

She is the heartbeat of our little family

She is my best friend and my rock

So please stand up and toast my new wife

Mrs Charlene Hillcock.