Don't think those annoying questions will stop once you say "I do", there are a whole host of new questions people will annoy you with
Congratulations on your wedding! When are you having babies? This is just one of the many annoying things that people say to newlyweds, check the full list and see what you're in for after you say 'I do'.
So when are you going to have kids?
I don’t know, or perhaps I do know and I just don’t want to tell you, either way DON’T ASK.
I don’t believe in marriage
Oh that’s nice, we’re so glad you came to share in our special day with us…
Are you going to miss being single?
Umm…well I haven’t been single in quite a few years and I just pledged my undying love to my new husband/wife, so I’m going to say no to that one.
Did you consummate on your wedding night?
Please don’t ask me intimate sex questions that in normal life you would NEVER ask.
Oh you’re changing your name, isn’t that anti-feminist?
Thank you for this positive view on taking the same name as my husband…
You’re not changing your name? What about when you have children?
I’m sure our imaginary children will be just fine…
Your wedding was nice but…
You can stop right there.
How much did your wedding cost?
I really don't want to tell you that.
Are you pregnant?
No! I've just been to an all-inclusive resort, thanks for that!
It’s all downhill from here
Really? We’re kind of having newlywed bliss right now!
If you have recently said I do then don't miss our post-wedding to do list (and we promise making babies isn't on there!).
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