How not to get a job...

What a stupid cow!

Have you responded?

She sounds like a model employee. Why on earth have you not called her to offer her the job without an interview?

I thought that was hatters posting then, we have another elf!!

Yes I told her that I was sorry she was disappointed and that rather than ignoring her, I was away from my desk in an assenter centre.

I ended off wishing her luck with her job hunt- was that a bit snarky?

Yes, but totally justified!

I love sitting on the recruitment desks at work - it's hilarious!

? Clearly someone failed the Charm School.

Some people are unreal.

Some people amaze me!!! Shame you can't write back and say what you really think. What would your response be?

Dear xxxx

Thank you for the response you lazy mare. If you can't be arsed to get out of bed earlier enough to get here for 9am I really doubt you could hack a full time job. In fact I doubt you even got up and made it to the train station, you probably emailed me from the sofa in your PJs, nursing your cheap cider hangover using the new ipad that was paid for with my tax money.

Just for the record, none of us want to get up early to go to underpaid and stressful jobs, but we do. Because if none of us worked who would pay for your bone idle lifestyle?

Hope you had a nice day and that it was a good episode of jezza kyle

Regards xxxxxx

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Yep, your loss indeed, sounds like you've missed out on a real hard worker there Mini.

What a charmer!

*copies and pastes onto her work email....*

We advertised for a job at work - temporary contract but to start with immediate effect. One of the candidates asked to talk to me part way through the morning. Conversation went something like this;

Candidate; Can I just check, is this just a temporary job but to start immediately?

Me; yes.

Candidate; Ok, I'm confussed then. Why has this job come up?

Me; Because one of my department left a few weeks ago.

Candidate; oh ok, so I'm replacing someone else? I thought you were preganant and I was covering your maternity.

Me; Eerrr, no!

I'm was/am a size 10!

Today I was lifting a box and someone (not a candidate luckily) said "oh you shouldn't be lifting things, here Il do it."

So we can conclude that a week sat on my bum eating biscuits has not helped my waistline.

See, you could milk this and get out of some jobs at work. ?

urgh, I couldn't handle the increase in rumours! We are one of the few work couples who married last year who arnt trying to TTC, that dosnt stop *everyone* asking though "oooh it will be your twos turn next..."

Bugger off.

Did they know why you were off work?

no, they diddnt know I had been off. Otherwise I would have excused them!

I saw a relative last week that I havent seen in years, the conversation went like this:

Her: So you are married now?

Me: Yep, will be 2 years in March

Her: any children yet?

Me: nope, no children

Her: *sypathetic head tilt, rubbed my arm* Oh, don't worry, you're time will come

Me: ok, see you later

Gah! really peed me off!!

What a clown!!

It annoys me that people like this ruin it for others who really do want to get out of the benefits system and make something of themselves. They seem to think the world owes them a favour.

If she couldn't be arsed to catch an early train to get to the interview on time, how the hell was she planning to get to work on time each day?

I would love to rock up to work when I felt like it, rather than dragging my arse out of bed at 6.30 every day, but I don't think the rest of the staff/the patients would appreciate it!

Ridiculous!

LP that response is excellent ?