To My Wife...

We have been through the better and worse
(not always the better prevailed)
We've seen the richer and poorer
(the latter is most often sailed)
The sickness has outrun the health
(which often has caused much ado)
So now I pledge to you my heart,
till death do us part,
And pray all our dreams will come true!

To the two secrets to a long-lasting happy marriage:
Here's to good sense of humor
--and a short memory!

May we never forget
what is worth remembering
or remember
what is best forgotten.

"Because I love you truly,
Because you love me, too,
My very greatest happiness
Is sharing life with you."

" I have known many,
Liked not a few,
Loved only one
I toast to you"

"Drink to me only with thine eyes,
And I will pledge with mine;
Or leave a kiss within the cup,
And I'll not look for wine. --Ben Jonson

"Here's to you and here's to me,
I hope we never disagree,
But if, perchance. we ever do,
Then here's to me, to hell with you."

"A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
Here's to you, my beautiful bride."
John Keats

" To my wife, My bride and joy. "

"Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you."

" Here's to the woman that's good and sweet,
Here's to the woman that's true,
Here's to the woman that rules my heart,
In other words, here's to you."

Were't the last drop in the well,
An I gasp'd upon the brink,
Ere my fainting spirit fell,
'Tis to thee that I would drink.

"Every day you look lovelier and lovelier, and today you look like tomorrow."

"Let's drink to love, which is nothing - unless it's divided by two."

"Here's to the prettiest, here's to the wittiest,
Here's to the truest of all who are true,
Here's to the neatest one, here's to the sweetest one,
Here's to them, all in one - here's to you."

Here's to The Bride, her kisses so sweet
she makes things stand that have no feet
she lost her cherry, but that's no sin
for she saved the box that it came in

To the bride - may she share everything with her husband, including the housework

Here's to the bride. May your hours of joy be as numerous as the petals of your bridal bouquet

To my bride: she knows all about me and loves me just the same

The vows have been read,
The cake has been cut;
Let's hope that (bride's name),
Don't grow a big butt!