Bowdlerisation of hitched

Lillythepink:

 they who? School? Oh yes, all of that is on the list, along with a lot of stuff I don't actually know why it's banned at all.  I will possibly post more tomorrow, when I have the list in front of me, so I can ask you kindly Hitchers for an explanation...

(what is a Cleveland Steamer??)

You sure you want to know? It's when you curl one off on your partner's body. Bleurgh.

I hope teabagging is allowed!

shooting star:

I hope teabagging is allowed!

Favourite past time of yours, is it?

Don't forget bagpiping too!

 Why Cleveland?  Is it American Cleveland or North East England Cleveland (I dread to think what my home county is famous for...)

I think that's the last thing that would be on your mind when receiving a chunky turd on your tits

Lillythepink:

 Why Cleveland?  Is it American Cleveland or North East England Cleveland (I dread to think what my home county is famous for...)

Hoobygroovy:

Lillythepink:

 Why Cleveland?  Is it American Cleveland or North East England Cleveland (I dread to think what my home county is famous for...)

I believe it is so named because it resembles the brown stripe on the Cleveland Browns Football Helmet.

 

 

I bow to your superior knowledge of the dark art of coprophilia

barongreenback:

 

I bow to your superior knowledge of the dark art of coprophilia

 

Hm, this doesn't look good for me, does it?   Quiet night shifts at work are often passed by leafing through the Profanisaurus and trying to out-disgust one another.

Try a strawberry shortcake in that case.  It's a sure fire winner.

barongreenback:

Try a strawberry shortcake in that case.  It's a sure fire winner.

Nice. And I thought an Angry Dragon was vile.

Is weightwatchers allowed?

Yes... So what about twat on its own?

Like that one.  Any more?

 I haven't sussed the swear filter yet, though I am a bit more dim than the rest of you Let me have a go...

Fuck

Oh. Feel silly now!

barongreenback:

Like that one.  Any more?