Inspired by Lillys post, what are your top five hitched moments?

for me, in no particular order, its

Gliders "I believe I can fry"
Pans poo standoff
Andy01's poltergeist
Sanrio's leg on ebay
Jesus's non-pc thread

Pans grouting with a spoon

Pans & the Ann Geddes Eggs - It's cruel to put live babies in eggs

Jesus non-pc post <belm>

NickJ crapping in his pants and leaving said pants behind in M&S

Andy & the Poltergeist

Pans' Anne Geddes

Glider's I believe I can fry

Mrs B's childhood confessions

Lizbeth's Pie report

I'll get back to you on the fifth

Mrs b getting her table stuck

Pans and the babies in eggs

the norking of household objects, including mrs magic and the ikea chairs

erm

there must be some more recent ones from the last year or so? surely? In fact I know there was - there was a thread where i was  trying so, so hard not to laugh out loud at work, and thet was only a few months ago, but I can't remember what it was.

I've not been here as long as some of you but remember the re-telling of some of those tales.

Threads that have stuck with me recently:

Eleda's cat flap

The turkish delight thread

Oh my mind always goes blank when I try to think of these things.  Lizbeth's FB pie report was magnificent though.   

The Dares thread

Sanrio's epics, especially when her husband came on and told us off

KNs "Mo Faux" on the Faux letters thread

Pans 'Uncle' Richard Whiteley

Jim69s outrage on WP when people queried Debbie Bones Cakes

The cat flap thread

Pans' proposal story

Special cows

The FB pie report

The poo thread when someone had a sneaky poo in a flat they were looking after, and it wouldn't flush, and the shenanigans that followed....even though I think some of it might have been embellished it was still very funny.

If the poo story isn't allowed for being fake, then the recent 'wallah' always makes me laugh.

Eleda's Cat Flap

Norking of Ikea Chairs and other household objects

The confessions thread - not for humour but for honesty and group positive attitude.

<thinking of another two>

the cat flap (those pictures made me howl)

sanrio's 1st thread on hitched

jim 69 and the cake nightmare

andys poltergeist (i often wonder where he is now)

glider i beleive i can fry (one of the 1st threads that made me cry with laughter)

ah yes! Jim soixante neuf and his debbie bones cakes

"fuck off and die"

The confessions thread made me cry & laugh too

I don't remember / know of most of these, but I do remember Sherry's 'I swallowed a marble' thread. Oh, and the man made out of Next bags.

I laughed out loud at the mad hitcher who put her computer keyboard through the dishwasher

I loved 'wallah' too, i was cringing for her and laughing out loud at work too!

*tried to think up more*