I'm being bullied

by a not quite 2 year old.

I have been forced to sit on her ride along train wearing her new bike helmet.  The scene if I do not comply is not one I wish to repeat hence I did comply eventually.  I was then instructed that I must ride the train - if only the postman hadn't arrived at the door at this precise time.

Oh, and I now have a nose bleed as said 2 year old decided it would be a really good idea to ram a finger up my nose.

I'm really enjoying today

sorry but thats funny - not the bit about your nose bleed though.

xx

Oh god, I'm SO not looking forward to the tantrum stage

KB3:

Oh god, I'm SO not looking forward to the tantrum stage

 

nor me!

hope the rest of the day is better x

I have a bossy two year old too.  I get told to "Come and sit on the rug next to meeeeeeeee"

She made me laugh in the bath the other night.  She was singing Big Red Tractor and said to me "What colour shall I do next mummy, Green or Blue?", I suggested blue and she replied "No. Let's do Green shall we? And do you want the tractor to bounce or sway?" "Bounce," I said.  "Ok, let's have it swaying shall we?"

She has her father's selective hearing.

at JBs and Conanetta's bossy girls!

I'm not bossed around quite that much yet (probably because C can't say a lot that I can understand), but I do get C grabbing a finger and dragging me all over the place if he wants me to go play with him, or moving my head towards him if I'm not paying him enough attention.  He also slams my laptop closed quite often

(not at the nose bleed - ouch!)

37+2 and feeling like poo so my parents have come up to save me from my bossy toddler. I answered the door to them wearing a pirate hat as instructed by said toddler.

sorry to laugh, but thats made me chuckle!

Haha this made me laugh.  Elliott always forces me to go to bed.  He puts me in his bed and puts the cover over me.  If I dare lift my head it gets pushed back down onto the pillow, smothering-style.

This made me smile.

You wait until they tell you off using word for word what you say to them. "No mummy you're very naughty and I will send you to sit in the corner. You leave it alone I won't tell you again"

I have had a nosebleed caused by a small finger before - I soaked a muslin cloth!!! Not good.

You must post a piccie - when Z is older she will do the same.

A photo - you must be joking, I was just relieved H was out so didn't see the state I looked. 

She's gone for a nap now so the instructions have stopped thank goodness.  The scarey thing is that she can't even use full sentences yet so I'm slightly worried as to what the future holds.  I am thinking that she is going to be very like your LO conanetta.