First one - Not a bad comparison (ie not offensive!)

Next one was a comparison said by my cousin who also said my fiancee looks like the fat mouse from Disney's Cinderella!!

Good thing I have a sense of humour....
Proud owner of the sparkliest beard on Hitched.
My computer also has a stutter, so if I repeat myself - that is why.
My computer also has a stutter, so if I repeat myself - that is why.