Myhusband is going through one of his regular 'I'm so tired' phases (like hello!!! welcome to my world!!!)
Me: up, bath, feed baby, get dressed, change bed linens, occupy baby while sorting washing, put washing on, clean baby bottles, put sterilizer on, cook breakfast, ironing - part 1,feed baby, clean kitchen, take washing out, put load 2 into washing machine, dust and vacuum living room, prepare baby bottles, take washing out, put load 3 into washing machine, prepare lunch, feed baby, eat lunch, put tumble dryer on, hitched briefly, play with baby, empty tumble dryer, put load 2 into dryer, clean bathroom, more ironing (from previous load), prepare dinner, feed baby, flop on sofa, get baby ready for bath, ensure all necessary bits ready for husband to fed baby and put him to bed, cook dinner, wash up as much as i can, eat dinner, wash up remaining bits, catch up on emails, go to bed, get woken in night 3 times by baby...
Hubbie: get up, change nappy, bath (which takes over an hour in bathroom), eat breakfast, watch TV, surf internet, eat lunch, change nappy, watch tv, surf internet, skype parents to show baby off and completley ignore wife, bath baby with wife helping, feed baby put baby to bed, eat dinner, watch Tv, surf the internet, get a full night sleep.
Hmmmmmmm....................