hee hee hee, just got this emailed to me, so funny!

http://www.tummyfluff.co.uk/fun/humour/girlname.htm

 What are you!?

ha ha ha, I am apparently good at giving, aherm, 'oral pleasure' but I like the ladies??!!!

Apparently I am devious and like being on top. I never stay the night and I am not to be trusted. I also like any man who is not wearing trousers.

I want to change my name

Although could be worse - Ada - blue haired, smells of wee

o my word it says... Deborah - only really happy when tied up and being spanked..

[:'(]

Rachel - Amazing gravity defying breasts, can grip a tenner in her arse cheeks.

a slapper  - oh well been called worse!

RaeF:

can grip a tenner in her arse cheeks.

Sounds like a hen night challange!

apparently i love my brother and have 4 deformed children!!!!

My Word............... Melissa - Eats dogs, Has been in prison 6 times for burglary!!!!!!!!!! 

Poo! My name is never included!!

Dont worry novice bride, mine isnt there either!

Moya, did you (do you!) always look at the key rings and mugs with names on to see if yours is there!? I do (saddo I know!) but never see it! I remember when I was little my parents paid for one to be made with my name written on it! Hahaha!

yup still do, mugs, socks, keyrings, i always check, it would be such a novelty to get something with my name on! There never is though!

Whats your name then? ...dont feel you have to disclose if you dont want too!

Wannabe diva, more of a diver