pink munky -
I'm still laughing about Sophie's mum and the gin. I get your point. Entirely.
Well, you lot moaning about such delights as The Tiger that Came to Tea, The Gruffalo, Mr Men etc you clearly have never been inflicted with "Farmer Dan and his Big Brother Stan". It is hideous. And Archie loves it. We nearly held a party, during Archie's recent stay in hospital, when we temporarily lost the book only for it to be found again 
He is now inflicting it on his 4 month old sister. He demands I read it to them both. The poor girl.
Archie Benjamin - January 2007
Imogen Sophie - April 2009