Reasons why I feel sorry for myself

1. I'm STILL staying at my mum's due to building stuff being done at my house
2. My house is an utter tip.   Dust everywhere
3. I have a cold
4. I should be on my way to BMF but can't fo because I'm struggling to breath
5. I miss the B Man.  What I wouldn't give for a cuddle right now

Not the same, I know but .

That sounds pretty pants.  Hope things improve soon.  My list would be something along the lines of:

1. I have eaten and eaten all day and now feel pretty sick
2. I have procrastinated all day and haven't done the mound of work I have to do, whereas if I had just got on with it a lot of it would now be done
3. Tomorrow I have to post my divorce papers
4. I am skint from doing way too much retail therapy due to point 3

Oh, lovely, I wish I could give you a cuddle now.  You know where I am if you need me and I am giving you a virtual Holio Hug

Oh mate, there's always a Winkle hug for you whenever you need it.

I'm sorry you're feeling so bleurgh.  What's being done to your house?  Hope you feel better really soon

I'd add my own list but I fear it would only fuel the flames (and take far too long).

on the bright side, if you can get some friends around to help you clean you'll eventually have a lovely new bathroom to look forward to.  Maybe you should go out and treat yourself to some nice stuff to go in there when it's done - candles, fancy towels etc?