I think it's more laugh than cry. I'm kind of hoping that some of it was put on.
She really thought Japan was in the UK?
She didn't know there was a country called Iceland, just a shop in the high street?
She almost missed the USA and seemed to think the continent of Africa was Europe. I'm almost certain she wouldn't have been able to find the UK!
Her parents should hang their heads in shame. I nearly said teachers as well, but if she really is as thick as she seems, they were fighting a losing battle!