anyone else fed up with office 'comedians'?

Been to Mexico, went into work today looking rough as had hideous 28 hour delay coming home and had little sleep before work this morning.

Before going i had no end of 'jokes' about not giving them all swine flu whe i returned, which i politely laughed at to begin with, and then tried to explain that i was more likey to catch it from them upn my return not vice versa.

So, returned today so the same 'hilarious jokes'.

People seem to think they are hilarious, should i kick them? or hire chicken to?

discuss.

Sorry, you're fair game.

They're terrible swines though.  I can't blame them for hamming it up.  Unless you were telling porkies about being disease free?

shut up baron, you arseholder

<kick>

Just give them swine flu..... That'll learn 'em.

don't you start loofly!

ONE, yes, it would, and would also then mean i would be bombarded with 'i told you so' s, which are equally as anoying.

I may be a moaning minnie but i was cheered up by the sight of my boob staring, bo smelling, lazy ass nurse colleage who was wearing a pair of corduroy or however you spell it, shorts that look like they were once long trousers, with a shirt over a tshirt ala abroady hotel waiters to soak up the sweatage, plus grey socks and black slip on shoes.

i spotted this fashion triumph mid conversation with him and just said "you can't do that" and realsied i had said it out loud interupting his work conversation.

It was bad.

I think they were just jealous of you hogging the limelight by trotting off to fancy exotic foreign parts.  It's a shame they had to be so boarish about it, but it's understandable.  

don't make me kick you too Mr!