Stop bloody flouncing

Look you lot, I neeeeeeeeeeeed you

P.S.  Nothing happening at all.

barongreenback:

Look you lot, I neeeeeeeeeeeed you

 

P.S.  Nothing happening at all.

I'm not flouncing!  (Just don't ask me about breastfeeding )

I take it the trickle of waters last week was nothing to be concerned about?

Is she past her EDD yet?

I know. I feel like flinging my virtual self to the floor and hanging onto people's ankles - toddler stylee - to stop them all going.

its ok,ive told them all off.<big hard icon>

we are having no more flouncing now

Contrary to popular rumours (yes MrsMcG I am looking at you) I am NOT going anywhere.

Not sure if that's what you want to hear but I do have my uses on some topics!

Nah, the trickle wasn't an early sign.  No show, no more aches than usual and we're now at 40+1.

I have decided to tempt fate by buying a flashy camcorder for delivery tomorrow morning.  That way I have guaranteed Mrs GB will go into labour tonight

phew.

Getting excited BGB?

You do realise we'll be wanting a pic asap, right?

And the below will not be acceptable as you and MiniBGB...

Pah. 40+1 is barely into due date territory. I reckon you've got a few days to go yet.

Remember the JK Rule: babies arrive 24-48 hours after women become so utterly pissed off with being pregnant that they would do their own Cesaerean with the kitchen knife if only they could see where to cut.

BGB, don't forget to charge the battery on your camcorder - it needs to be fully charged before the first use   

And yes, could everybody stop flouncing please

Incidentally, much as our local NCT co-ordinator would probably love the idea, there is no way in hell the new camcorder is coming anywhere near the hospital

barongreenback:

Nah, the trickle wasn't an early sign.  No show, no more aches than usual and we're now at 40+1.

I have decided to tempt fate by buying a flashy camcorder for delivery tomorrow morning.  That way I have guaranteed Mrs GB will go into labour tonight

Tempting fate is good.

2nd time round I booked a hair appointment for 39+5 (having got to 41 weeks first time) so I'd be all yummy mummy in the new baby pics.  Backfired slightly as I had a 2 day old baby by then

My best friend is also 40+1 and hoping that the Eagles concert at Hampden tomorrow night will get something started for her!

Hecate:

Contrary to popular rumours (yes MrsMcG I am looking at you) I am NOT going anywhere.

Not sure if that's what you want to hear but I do have my uses on some topics!

I didn't say you were. I said it would be a shame if people like you felt forced to leave. 

Bloody hell, I leave my computer for five minutes and BGBs got himself upduffed and gone to full term. It's given me a smile in an otherwise, on-the-whole, crap day. Hope Mrs BGB is doing ok.

Do you have a pester person? I'm not sure why, but the thought of you having one has made me snigger gleefully for the last five minutes.