What do you call "breaking wind"?!!

It's fart here, didn't see the point in skirting the issue, O is very vocal about it so says fart a lot, sounds fine to me.

It's 'popping off' here

japnart:

It's fart here, didn't see the point in skirting the issue, O is very vocal about it so says fart a lot, sounds fine to me.

we say fart here too, didn't really occur to me that it wasn't a kiddie word.

I had to say pass wind and if you weren't alone, it had to be in the bathroom.

The Scottish word is pump but I'm not sure I like that much either. H and I jokingly call them windy pops (as in "ooh, I've got the windy pops tonight" ) so probably that. My mother will have a fit.

She can't cope very well with my friend's son using the word poo. She mentioned one day "he shouted I've done a... well you know, that word his mum lets him use." It was toilets or the toilet in our house. This was the same woman who would also not let me say bum, knickers, fart, pump, trump, belly, belly button, pee....

Wizzy 'pops off a little rascal'

We use poop in this house, I can't believe we are the only ones, I thought that would be a popular word! I use windy pops usually in reference to burps.

We use fart too. I quite like the word...makes me snigger.

good old fashioned trumps in this house!

Its a rumble in our house, pinched from a friend.

At nursery/pre school its trump.

IMO fart sounds a bit Viz for a child.

we call it a fluff or a pump

My mum used to ask "Have you fluffed?"  I still love that word for it.

H calls it a pump

I also have an irrational dislike of the word fart! As a result of that, as we don't have children yet, we say frup. I think my brother invented it. 

In this house, we pump (some more than others!)

'pump' here

it's fart in our house so we're obviously uncouth.

j15ess:

we say frup 

That makes me smile, I like it.  There are so many names, aren't there?  Let's not get started on girls' bits