bum wiping

You can now get intergrated bidet loo's with built in dryers - I think they are already used by disabled people. In Japan in some of the hotels they have them installed.

The hotel we stayed in in Langkawi had an integrated bidet (no dryer though ) you turned a little tap on the side and it kind of appeared from no where.  H got the shock of his life!

I have done the getting everything wet thing - went to the loo in a v. small airport in Malaysia with a leaky hose, knocked it with my knee and ended up soaked.  Was very embarrassing walking back into the 'lounge'

I don't somehow fancy the idea of blow-drying my minge [wep]

SophieM:

I don't somehow fancy the idea of blow-drying my minge [wep]

Been there, done that (stitched ravaged fanny post childbirth)

I don't believe it's actually recommended but it was better than the towel loops catching on the stitches.  Or for that matter the scented toilet paper Mr R thought would be a good idea to buy when there was a woman with a torn and stitched up minge in the house

ooh la la:

What about Andrex wet-wipes?!

mr c once bought some of these, the big fairy. they nearly caused the toilet to block.

i banned them, being a very mean wife.

We had a new and very posh bathroom fitted, I got a bidet which I do use regularly, my H is frankly very embarrassed by its presence,like its a  public declaration that i wash my minge I think,

Every time someone new sees our bathroom he feels bound to comment on it, sort of explain it away!  so its usually its me being "continental" or "posh" and then i heard the one about somewhere to wash my feet! He's such a wuss!

MrsJMP, thank for explaining. I'm still at the thought of it though, sorry.

Jules, bless your H. He does know that women without bidets do wash their minge too thoguh, doesn't he?

youre most certainly not supposed to put wet wipes down loos of any kind, they take x hundred years to degrade apparently.  and if you have a septic tank, putting wet wipes down the look is a surefire way to knacker up the chemical balance and to block it.

I know way way too much about Hitcher's bathroom habits.  Share not scare, people, share not scare

This thread reminds me of an episode of the Osbournes when Sharon has a fancy toilet fitted, with a contraption like the one shown above. Ozzy went into the toilet and after a few minutes you heard this piercing "Shaaaarroooooonn" cry from the bathroom

HeidiHole:

I know way way too much about Hitcher's bathroom habits.  Share not scare, people, share not scare

WSS, with bells on.

MrsJMP, do you find you have lots of extra washing since you had that fitted? I'm thinking of all those cloths that get just one use before having to be washed.

Ostrich:

HeidiHole:

I know way way too much about Hitcher's bathroom habits.  Share not scare, people, share not scare

WSS, with bells on.

MrsJMP, do you find you have lots of extra washing since you had that fitted? I'm thinking of all those cloths that get just one use before having to be washed.

god, if they have 4 people in their house then its going to be what? 28 bumbaclaarts a week

Ostrich:

HeidiHole:

I know way way too much about Hitcher's bathroom habits.  Share not scare, people, share not scare

 

WSS, with bells on.

MrsJMP, do you find you have lots of extra washing since you had that fitted? I'm thinking of all those cloths that get just one use before having to be washed.

Ew, I really don't fancy having to wash a load of shitey towels I'll stick to paper I think!

How do you actually use a bidet? Do you just sort of hover over it and splash water up towards your bum or do you fill it with water and then sit down and dip your bum right in it?

Roobarb, I have no idea if I used it correctly as it's not something I'd ever seen anyone use.

The tap had a little nozzle on a ball which could be moved around. I then hovered over it in the most undignified way, praying I wouldn't topple over. It was just a baffling waste of water, time and energy when a quick wipe was all it took to clean up anyway.

Roobarb:

Ew, I really don't fancy having to wash a load of shitey towels I'll stick to paper I think!

How do you actually use a bidet? Do you just sort of hover over it and splash water up towards your bum or do you fill it with water and then sit down and dip your bum right in it?

Surely it's no different to washing towels that were used after a shower though?  In that the towels are just drying areas that have been cleaned, rather than having very grim showers.

I think you just sit & splash on a bidet, I don't think I could get my bum in.